*indonesian version # 3
ini cerita tentang hubungan antara kata2 dengan otak ngeres.
ceritanya berawal dari bosku yang baru pulang dinas dr LN & membawakan kami oleh2 coklat. coklatnya berbentuk bulet, milk chocolate yang berisi kacang almond dan dilapisi dengan bubuk dark chocolate, sehingga kalau di jilat, rasanya pahit. rasa pahitnya langsung hilang kalo kita makan sekaligus satu butir. jadi kalo mau dimakan, jangan dites2 dulu dengan dijilat, tp langsung masuk bulet2 ke mulut.
nah, tadi pagi temen2ku pada dateng ke kubikelku (yang ngga tau kenapa,pasti selalu penuh dengan makanan) untuk mencari cemilan. ak tawarin deh coklat itu. yang pertama dateng itu robby dan (sebut saja) indra.
robby : eh, bagi cemilan dong.
ak : nih, ada coklat makan aja.
robby : (dengan menjilat/mengisap dulu-->knapa sih orang pny kebiasaan menjilat coklat?).. ih, kok pahit coklatnya?
ak : ga pait rob, itu luarnya aja. coba deh, lsg makan, pasti enak.
rob : (lsg makan). oia, enak ya..
lalu dateng lah daddy aldi..
robby : di, cobain nih, coklatnya sih dyta. (sambil ketawa)
karena robby pake acara ketawa, si aldi jadi ragu utk mencobanya.
aldi : ini apaan sih dyt?
ak : itu coklat dad! (kami memanggilnya daddy krn dia pny sifat kebapakan..hoho)
aldi : oh, ya sudah. ak coba kalo gitu..(memulai menjilat/mengisap coklatnya)
ak : eh! jangan diisep, langsung dimasukin aja!!
tiba2, ga ada angin, ga ada ujan.. si indra ketawa terbahak2!!
ak : knapa kau ndra?
indra :ak ga nyangka kau ngomong kaya' gitu dyt..
ak : lah emang knapa?
tp mukanya lsg bersemu merah kaya tomat. setelah beberapa lama ak baru menyadari kalo ada arti lain dr kata2ku tadi, yg hanya bisa terpikir oleh orang yg punya otak ngeres..
dasar kau ndra!! pikiranmu itu..ckckck.. cepatlah kau married!! hihihi..;)
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does SIZE really matter??
a couple of weeks ago, Garing & I went out to Senayan City to go shopping for our wedding preparations.. (yes, it's getting close guys!). after about an hour of wandering around, i finally spotted it.. it was a famous lingerie shop = La Senza.. and the windows wrote =The Biggest Sale Everr!!!
me : yang!! look! La Senza is having it's biggest sale ever!! come on buy me something for our honeymoon!!!
garing : ok, let's go inside and check it out..
me : yay!!
so we went in, and searched for the perfect piece..
me : yang, which one should i get? how about this one (pointing at a little red one), or this one? (a white one) or maybe this one (a black one)??
garing : how about this one? (he pointed at a gorgeuous baby pink bustier), this one looks pretty nice..
me : oh thats gorgeuous!! ok, i'll try it on first..
i asked the saleswoman to give me the smallest size, and she gave me an S. then i went to the fitting room..
..a couple of minutes later i went out, gave the piece back to the saleswoman and headed straight back to Garing.
garing : (looking at my puppy face) what's wrong?
me : i dont wanna buy it..
garing : why?
me : *hesitating for a while*... (whispering) it doesn't fit..
garing: what? which part doesnt fit??
me : ughh.. do have to ask?? the cup doesnt fit!!
garing : but thats already an S??
me : aaaaarrrrggghhh!!!
garing : huahahahaa... just try another one..
me : no. lets get out of here.
garing : (says nothing.. but just smiles, hugs me and pats me on the head)
what does that mean?? does size really matter to him (or all men?)..? is that a sarcastic smile, a dissapointed smile or what?? hhhmm.. i'll just have to wait and see next month..
*hey guys out there in the world!! what's your opinion? do you think size really matter??